Nickname: Midge, Miggles, Midget Racer
Car: 1932 Ford Pick-Up What you got under the hood: There is no hood on the '32... cobwebs!
Why did you want to become a Hoe: I wanted to start an East Bay girls car club, & originally I had a different club name, but Big Worm of the Vultures car club said,"Midge, that's way too vulgar" & he came up with the Radiator Hoes. So big ups to Big Worm! And no, I will not reveal the original name!
Likes: Giggling, beer, fast cars, fast men, 60's style vans, tattoos, Evel Knievel, Shirley Muldowney, Paul Rudd, Black Sabbath, Fu Manchu, CKY, road trips anywhere, anytime! Las Vegas, shitty dive bars, movies like Fletch, Airplane & Hot Shots & I like being left alone.
Dislikes: Going to dance clubs, overly sensitive people, 880, shitty drivers, and a bunch of other stuff!!! Dont get me started...
What's your most embarrassing car-related story: I have many. I pretend to be cool, but really I'm a HUGE dork. But how about this one: we were on our way to Paso one year and I was getting back into my car and I had to put the steering wheel back on (it pops off like a race car) and it got stuck. So I'm trying to jimmy it loose and the wheel comes flying off and whacks me right in the nose in front of a bunch of guys. All the guys were like "Are you ok?" I played it off like yeah, no biggie, but it hurt like hell!
What are your hobbies, besides cars and being a Hoe: Playing air hockey, hanging out at Gordini's Garage and trying to annoy as many people as possible. So far I think I'm doing a bang up job! |